Russell and his alter ego, Spontaneously Russian Russell, have been trolling the earth since before our homeboy Jesus was born. Sounds great and all, but the bummer? He's never seen daylight!
As we know, vampires are unable to face "the suuuuuuuuuuuuun" unless they've sucked glow-in-the-dark bodily fluids out of a faerie. Unfortunately, Russell had a brief taste of Sookie's blood, and now he......