Season 1

Remember back when Sam Merlotte had a viable chance of winning Sookie's heart? Those were good times.

Since his crazy obsession with Sookie's booty shorts, Sam has enjoyed a series of sexy romances, most of which resulted in dead waitresses and feral pigs. Now he's happily dating Luna (we'll see how long that lasts...), but it's time to walk down memory lane!

Take a trip back to season...

Terry's old army buddy, Patrick, seems oddly troubled when he learns Terry and Arlene's house burned down. So what's Patrick's deal, anyway?

 

True Blood season 5 premieres June 10 at 9 p.m. ET on HBO.

There's nothing more romantic than a twilight stroll through Bon Temps' graveyard! Well, unless you're taking said stroll with a hunky vampire in high-water pants.

 

Sookie and Bill's first cemetery hang-sesh was completely unforgettable — and not just because Bill popped a fang erection.

Take a walk down memory lane with this clip of Bill and Sookie's virginal lip-lock on True...

Remember back in the day when Bon Temps wasn't the supernatural hotbed that it's become? Waitresses could wear booty shorts without getting murdered, Bud Light was the most unusual drink on Merlotte's menu, and you could walk through the graveyard without getting dirt-sexed by randoms.

Then Bill moved into Louisiana's most podunk town any everything changed. Take a stroll down memory lane to...