True Blood

We love True Blood as much as the next fan girl, but sometimes we finish an episode, scratch our fangs and go: WTF?! If True Blood fills you with a major lust for blood, but also some confusion about what the eff is going on up in Bon Temps’ grill, check out the 6 biggest WTF moments from “You Smell Like Dinner!”

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1. The way Bill decorated his house?...

It’s officially summer, aka The Best Three Months of Your Life. Characters on True Blood continue to be totally freaky deaky, and now it’s time to figure out which Truebies are on top in the Bon Temps power play.

Check out the most powerful players from “You Smell Like Dinner” — no. 1 is at the head of the pack!

ERIC
Ranking: 11 (Last week: 10)
Gains: Eric seems to...

We’ve learned all kinds of life lessons from watching True Blood — for example, never chop off all your hair in a fit of post-break up rage. Actually, we learned that lesson from Britney Spears ....

Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we learned from True Blood Season 4, Episode 2: "You Smell Like Dinner"!

1. Don’t invite your ex-girlfriend over while...

Sunday's episode of True Blood had some major OMFG, LOL and AYFKMWTS moments. We’re still trying to figure out what happened to Eric’s clothes after he left Marnie’s coven. Not that we’re complaining!

Wetpaint's rounded up the 5 biggest OMFG moments for you to look back on — the F stands for fang, of course. Wink, wink!

What do you get when you cross Lafayette with Eric? Hot men and HI-larious snarks! Check out the top 10 juiciest quotes from last night’s True Blood episode and post your favorite on our Facebook page!

1. Eric flatters Sookie: “You’re blood tastes like freedom, Sookie. Like sunshine in a pretty blond bottle.”

Dang, Sookie’s would have been the perfect guest at our...