Season 5 Episode 2

The only thing more delicious than True Blood is a steaming bowl of gumbo, and even that pales in comparison to this week's mouth-watering episode.

Not only did we learn the truth about God (hint: He has fangs), Bill kept us entertained with his constant pearl-clutching, and Steve Newlin busted out some killer dance moves.

Time to slip into your Spanx and enjoy the ride! (We like to look our...

If you can’t wait until Sunday night's all-new episode of True Blood, check out a fangtastic sneak peek of Season 5, Episode 2, “Authority Always Wins!” with Wetpaint Entertainment’s super spoiler roundup!
 
1. Step-By-Step Guide to Episode 2's Promo

This promo is 37 seconds of cannibals, nipples, and dead bodies. If you watched it and still don't know whether or not ...

The promo for next week's episode of True Blood is 37 seconds of cannibals, nipples, and dead bodies.

If you watched it and still don't know whether or not Tara is a zombie — don't worry. We’ve parsed through each millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!

0:01 – Bill and Eric Get Double Teamed During an Interview

We have yet to......