Season 5 Episode 8

There were even more delicious doozies than usual this week on True Blood, so grab an O-neg and prepare for a bloody LOLercoaster ride! By the way, these quotes are even more hilarious if you imagine Bill and his long hair saying them.

10. Russell Bible thumps: "Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses' c—k! I am born again!"

Best prayer ever.

 9. Lafayette forms a beautiful...

Welcome back to Bon Temps, where the gumbo is laced with bleach and everyone wears T-shirts that are three sizes too small for them. This week, our hillbilly friends and their bucked teeth went on their usual erotic sexplorations, complete with dry-humping, fang erections, and Alcide's naked assets. In a word: fangtastic!

Big Willie Style

It's time to check in on The Authority, because you...

Tonight, True Blood star Stephen Moyer did double duty. Not only did he play the role of increasingly barbaric Bill Compton, but he also stepped into another role — that of television director. Season 5, Episode 8: "Somebody That I Used to Know" marked the actor's True Blood directorial debut.

If you ask us, the episode was one of the best so far, and not just because we got to see...

If you can’t wait until Sunday night's all-new episode of True Blood, check out a fangtastic sneak peek of Season 5, Episode 8: “Somebody That I Used To Know” with Wetpaint Entertainment’s super spoiler roundup!

1. Official Synopsis Promises More Blood Than Ever!

If you thought last week's episode of True Blood was cray-cray, get ready for another hour of Godric...