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True Blood — aka our reason for waking up in the morning — is over for the season, and we plan on spending the next five months writing fan fiction, eating gumbo, and mulling over the 5 biggest unsolved mysteries of the season. Care to join? Check out our cliffhanger roundup and dish your thoughts in the comments!

1. Did Bill Become a Vampire God?
Look, all we know...

We mostly tune into True Blood for shirtless Eric Northman, but Lafayette’s sassy one liners come in at a close second.

Season 5 was full of snarky bitchisms from our favorite do-rag-wearing cook, but we are all for playing favorites. To help tide you over until Season 6’s Summer 2013 premiere — we know, it’s so far away! — we’ve rounded up five of our...

True Blood is some kind of wonderful, but with such a huge ensemble cast and so many enigmatic characters, it's natural that we get the occasional WTF plot line every now and then. While Season 5 was an all-around smash hit, there were a few tangential stories that were either not completely flushed out, or just completely random.

We've rounded up 5 story arcs from True Blood Season 5 that...

Our obsession with True Blood knows no bounds (much like Bill's middle-parted hair), but do you end each episode immersed in a bloody puddle of WTF? We're right there with you, Team Eric. Our jaws constantly drop at the OMG-inducing antics in Bon Temps, and it's time to check out the biggest WTF moments from the season finale!

1. Morella Welps a Litter of Mutant Babies
After years of watching ......

True Blood is over (cue heaving sobs), but don't worry, gang: We'll always have these brilliant doozies, courtesy of our favorite vampires and their besties. Also, we'll always have the image of The Artist Formerly Known as Queen Bill emerging naked from a puddle of goo, but that's a whole 'nother ball game. Love you, Billith!

10. Pam eye-rolls: "Must all roads lead to f—cking Sookie?

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