Vampires

Now that Tara's a bloodthirsty vampire, she should expect certain, erm, physical changes. Like the ability to have sex for six hours straight, and the desire to twist people's heads around while doing so.

 Tara is still coming to terms with her vampiness, but it's only a matter of time before she throws caution to the wind and gets her fangbang on. The real question? Who will she lose...

True Blood's Season 5 premiere introduced us to a mysterious new vampire named Nora Gainsborough (Lucy Griffiths). Not only is she a chancellor of the Vampire Authority, but she's also Eric Northman's sister.

We first met Nora when Bill and Eric were captured by the Authority and tossed in the backseat of a car in "Turn! Turn! Turn!" Unbeknownst to Eric, his little sis was riding shotgun in...

Thanks to Roman and The Authority, we now pray to the Vampire Bible. You know, the one which states that God created Lilith in his form, and that Adam and Eve were her food? Good times!

But let's not forget the good ol' fashioned New Testament, which features True Blood's sexiest new seductress, Salome!

Salome pops up in Mark 6:17-29 and Matthew 14:3-11, and is known as the "Daughter of...

How many times can one girl die, right? On True Blood ... a lot!

First, Tara was shot in the head by Debbie, then she was resurrected like our homeboy Jesus (we mean that in more ways than one), and now she's turned into a suicidal version of The Tanning Mom.

There's no doubt that Tara is "completely and utterly f***tarded" (to quote Pam), so it's slightly hard to know what's going through...

What do you say when you meet God? 

That's what vampires will face this season on True Blood, when Lilith, the mother of all vampires, appears. Valentina Cervi tells TV Guide that her character, the seductive chancellor Salome, believes Lilith is her own God.

"Salome really believes that Lilith is The Goddess, that Lilith is the God that we have to trust, and follow, and believe...