Remember back in the day when Bon Temps wasn't the supernatural hotbed that it's become? Waitresses could wear booty shorts without getting murdered, Bud Light was the most unusual drink on Merlotte's menu, and you could walk through the graveyard without getting dirt-sexed by randoms.
Then Bill moved into Louisiana's most podunk town any everything changed. Take a stroll down memory lane to the very first episode of True Blood, where Bill and Sookie share a love-connection over a nice glass of red wine. Sigh, memories!
We long for the good ol' days when Bill's wardrobe consisted of high-water pants.