Let's take a trip down memory lane to a time before we knew what Alcide looked like naked. We know, we know — it's a depressing thought — but just go with it.
Before True Blood Season 3, Bon Temps was like every other podunk town: Full of vampires, sex dungeons, booty shorts and the faint smell of spray tan. Until Alcide rolled in and changed our lives with his six-pack.
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