Only a teenager would videotape her feelings in jail.
Our favorite baby vamp, Jessica Hamby, shot her final True Blood blog from Authority headquarters — which “smells real ancient like musty water that’s been sittin’ around for ages” — while held captive by Bill and his team.
In the video below, Jessica discusses her love life, the epic slap, Bill's going “batshit crazy,” and even brings in a special guest! Although Pam doesn’t show up on camera, you do hear both of them reminisce as if it were their last moments on Earth, which surprisingly includes some “warm and fuzzy” moments in addition to Pam’s signature snark!
Watch below, and then tell us your favorite part in the comments!