Unicorn Frappuccino Backlash Begins: “People Are Rioting Outside”
Starbucks probably dreamt up the Unicorn Frappuccino as a magical experience — but baristas are disenchanted, to say the least.
It seems the mystical beverage is laborious to make, ingredients like “Unicorn dandruff” (as one barista calls it) are in short supply, and customers are constantly demanding more.
“God has forsaken us,” one employee says. “One of my partners is screaming,” another adds.
See more reports from the front lines in this gallery, starting with a lovely video of Katy Perry regurgitating the frapp.