Unicorn Frappuccino Backlash Begins: “People Are Rioting Outside”

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Unicorn Frappuccino Backlash Begins: “People Are Rioting Outside”

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Unicorn Frappuccino Backlash Begins: “People Are Rioting Outside”

Starbucks probably dreamt up the Unicorn Frappuccino as a magical experience — but baristas are disenchanted, to say the least.

It seems the mystical beverage is laborious to make, ingredients like “Unicorn dandruff” (as one barista calls it) are in short supply, and customers are constantly demanding more.

“God has forsaken us,” one employee says. “One of my partners is screaming,” another adds.

See more reports from the front lines in this gallery, starting with a lovely video of Katy Perry regurgitating the frapp.

Unicorn Frappuccino Backlash Begins: “People Are Rioting Outside”
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Katy Perry spit take

I love her, I have no words ???? @katyperry #katyperry #katycats #KP4 #keiry ????

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Katy Perry spit take

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“One of my partners is screaming”

“One of my partners is screaming”

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“PLEASE DON’T GET IT!”

“PLEASE DON’T GET IT!”

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“Never again”

“Never again”

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Mood

Mood

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From blessing to headache

From blessing to headache

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Unicorn overload

Unicorn overload

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Imminent dread

Imminent dread

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“Absolute f—kery”

“Absolute f—kery”

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“You guys are making me feel better about unicorn,” Redditor SJam197xxxx writes.

“Today was absolute f—kery, and while I don’t wish that on the rest of the partners out there, I am glad it wasn’t just us. Cheers to making it through and knowing it’s almost over.”

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A shitty review

A shitty review

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The bright side

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The bright side

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“F—k my life”

“F—k my life”

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“God has forsaken us”

“God has forsaken us”

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#UnicornBlood

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#UnicornBlood

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“Then came the yelling”

“Then came the yelling”

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The F—k-it-cino

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The F—k-it-cino

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Starbucks probably dreamt up the Unicorn Frappuccino as a magical experience — but baristas are disenchanted, to say the least.

It seems the mystical beverage is laborious to make, ingredients like “Unicorn dandruff” (as one barista calls it) are in short supply, and customers are constantly demanding more.

“God has forsaken us,” one employee says. “One of my partners is screaming,” another adds.

See more reports from the front lines in this gallery, starting with a lovely video of Katy Perry regurgitating the frapp.