Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson may not be close with pregnant ex-wife Evelyn Lozada, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want her soon-to-arrive baby to put its best foot forward.

It was announced last week that Evelyn is about six months pregnant with the child of a yet-to-be-identified man. Evelyn and Chad were married briefly back in 2012, but Evelyn filed for divorce 41 days into their marriage after Chad allegedly head-butted her in a dispute.

Now, the former NFL player tells TMZ that he's happy for Evelyn and that he plans to buy Louboutin pumps for her baby. For some reason.

"[I'm] super happy for her, I will always love her and wish her nothing but the best," Chad says. "I have unisex Louboutin infant spikes ready as my gift."

Apparently, Chad doesn't mean athletic shoes, but instead is referring to the high-fashion, rhinestone-covered footwear. That is going to be one stylish little guy or girl.

So what kind of a relationship do Chad and Evelyn have at the moment? Not much of one, as it turns out. "No communication with her in over a year and the father doesn’t matter, I just need to style and dress the baby," Chad quips.

What do you think of Chad's gift plans? And are you surprised that Chad and Evelyn haven't spoken in a year?

SourceTMZ