Sometimes fans like to live vicariously through their favorite celebs, and one of the most prolific and entertaining people in the business today is none other than The Vampire DiariesIan Somerhalder. This guy does everything: saves the world, smolders perfectly, and proclaims his latest conquest — wait, what?!

That’s not like Ian! But the sexy actor posted a photo with his new “girl” this weekend.

“I got her — can’t wait to sleep with her!” he captioned the Instagram pic. “My new sexy silver & recyclable @airstreamtrailer Bambi & going to be pulled by @audi Q5 clean fuel. The old man and I are driving her home — thanks Dad.”

Aww, it sounds like these two will be spending some quality father/son time together. Luckily, we now know that Ian is going to be sleeping in, rather than with, his new love.

But, of course, Ian has a worthy cause on his mind, doing his part to reduce his carbon footprint. “Really wishing I was going to the Hawaiian Island of Kauai to march with my Hawaiian brothers and sisters to protect the land from big Agro/chemical companies,” his captioned continues. “Make it right! Get involved! Lets make laws to protect our lands,waters and our health!”

What do you think about Ian’s new toy? Hit the comments and let us know!