There are many reasons why we love The Vampire Diaries. We love the characters, we love the epic music moments, and we especially love the writing. Julie Plec and Co. have churned out some of the most memorable lines in recent TV history over the last four season of TVD. Needless to say, Season 5 better not disappoint!

In Season 5, Episode 2 (“True Lies”), we were treated to a few hilarious quips by our favorite Mystic Falls residents. Check out the top quotes from the episode and hit the comment to let us know if you agree or if you have a submission of your own.

On college kids

Caroline: "College kids are so dramatic!"

On college majors

Caroline: "I'm supposed to be a drama major!"

On having a type

Damon: “You do realize that you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?”

On brunettes

Silas: “I get why you like her. I have a soft spot for brunettes, too.”

On gun control

Katherine: “I’ve never shot a gun in my life. I didn’t need to. I was more powerful than one.”

On sinus infections

Katherine: “You can understand why I’m a little upset that I’m on the verge of being defeated by a sinus infection.”

On the benefits of working out

Jeremy: “I, on the other hand, am a hunter. Plus, I work out.”

On first fights

Elena: “All I can think about is killing you!”

On setting ground rules

Caroline: “I think we need to set some ground rules for when boyfriends come to visit.”  

What did you think of the episode, TVD fans? Sound off in the comments!

Catch the next episode of The Vampire Diaries on Thursday, October 17 at 8 p.m. ET on the CW, followed by the series premiere of Reign.

Crystal Bell is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment and our resident fangirl for all things The Vampire Diaries. Follow her on Twitter and Google+!

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