Arielle Kebbel may no longer be gracing our screens as Stefan’s BFF Lexi Branson on The Vampire Diaries, but we still get to enjoy her hilarious rehashes of the most recent TVD episodes. This week, Arielle is recapping Season 5, Episode 2: “True Lies” for The CW, and she’s as shocked as we are by all the action!

Arielle rehashed the latest crazy episode of TVD with her usual amount of flair and succinctness, giving this excellent summary of the events: “Matt died, but now he’s back. Bonnie’s still dead. This guy [Nadia’s accomplice] got stabbed in the neck. He’s dead. Nadia’s in cahoots with Silas. College guy [aka Jesse] will be okay. Elena dropped out after only two weeks, and Caroline now has a huge, sweet dorm room all to herself.” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves, Arielle.

Also in the vid? Arielle’s thoughts on Jatherine shipperdom (hint: no), multiple impressions of Katherine with a sinus infection, and her thoughts on Stefan’s escape from his vault! We love that Arielle is still cheering for her onscreen BFF, even though her character is officially on the Other Side. That’s some serious best friendship commitment.

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Catch the next episode of The Vampire Diaries on Thursday, October 17, 2013, at 8 p.m. ET on The CW, followed by a new episode of Reign.