There are many reasons why we love The Vampire Diaries — from the characters, to the epic music moments, and especially, the writing. Julie Plec and Co. have churned out some of the most memorable lines in recent TV history over the last four seasons of TVD — and Season 5 is no exception!

On Season 5, Episode 14 (“No Exit”), we were treated to a few hilarious quips by our favorite Mystic Falls residents — from Damon’s signature snark to Katherine’s sass and Caroline’s hilarious quips. Check out the top quotes from the episode and hit the comment to let us know if you agree or if you have a submission of your own.


Enzo's humor

“Do you think they fell in love milking cows?”


Sweet Caroline

“Good news, bad news. Bad news: when this happened to Jesse, we had to kill him. Good news: ...usually, there’s good news.”


Forwood's Future

“It’s time we move to the next phase in our post-relationship, pre-friendship timeline.”


Kat Is Back!

“Goldilocks and the Big Bad Wolf are meeting to pow-wow.”


Katherine Speaks the Truth

“We all love Matt Donovan. Otherwise he would have been dead a long time ago."


Nadia + Matt = Adorbs

“What’s canoodling?”


Valid Point, Damon

“It’s the obnoxious theme song of the Travelers.”


Oh, Snap! Caroline Got Buuuurned

“You’re not exactly winning friends with your romantic choices.”


Tyler's Logic

“Angry hybrid beats old vampire every time.”


Meta Stefan

“You think I’m afraid of a ripper? Who do you think invented the word?”


What were some of your favorite quotes from the episode? Catch the next episode of The Vampire Diaries on Thursday, March 6 at 8 p.m. ET on the CW.

Crystal Bell is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment and our resident fangirl for all things The Vampire Diaries. Follow her on Twitter and Google+!