There are many reasons why we love The Vampire Diaries — from the characters, to the epic music moments, and especially, the writing. Julie Plec and Co. have churned out some of the most memorable lines in recent TV history over the last four seasons of TVD — and Season 5 is no exception, especially with Katherine Pierce back in action.

On Season 5, Episode 15 (“Gone Girl”), we were treated to a few hilarious quips by our favorite Mystic Falls residents — from Damon’s signature snark to a rare moment of sassiness from Tyler. Check out the top quotes from the episode and hit the comments to let us know if you agree or if you have a submission of your own.

Tyler Gets Straight to the Point

“So how do we kill the bitch?”

Caroline Does Math?

“Relax, she had a calculator.”

Damon Keeps It Real

“Your family’s all dead, and I don’t see you getting a job at The Grill. And yet, I don’t see you in a Whitmore hoodie either.”

Katherine Explains It All

“Which one of you is going to get to kill the elusive Katherine Pierce once and for all?”

Katherine Says Goodbye to Matty Blue Eyes

“You will definitely go down as the best night I never had.”

Bye, bye Katherine

“I guess this is how our love story ends.”

What were some of your favorite quotes from the episode? Catch the next episode of The Vampire Diaries on Thursday, March 6 at 8 p.m. ET on the CW.

Crystal Bell is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment and our resident fangirl for all things The Vampire Diaries. Follow her on Twitter and Google+!