Sigh. If we had a vampire best friend, we’d want her to be just like Caroline (Candice Accola). Sassy, smart, and totally capable of restraining her appetite and not biting random passersby. While Vampire Barbie is always ready with a witty aside, our friend Ruthie (@tvdfansonline) pointed out that Caroline was particularly quotable in Vampire Diaries Season 3, Episode 18, “The Murder of One.” Without further ado, here are our favorite quotes from Caroline — who managed to forgive her history teacher for murdering her father, find sympathy for a lovesick vampire, and give Damon (Ian Somerhalder) hell on behalf of her bestie, Elena (Nina Dobrev). (Yeah, we pretty much included every word that came out of her mouth during the episode.)
Caroline: Elena Gilbert: savior of the cursed and the damned.
Caroline: Bonnie’s mom bailed on her… again. So I think we should leave her out of this one.
Damon (about Rebekah): Act interested. She’s lonely. Desperate.
Caroline: Clearly — she slept with you.
Caroline (to Alaric): Hey, hear you had a run-in with Buffy the vampire.
Alaric: What are you doing here?
Caroline: Checking up on you — in case you’re not you.
Caroline (to Alaric): Look, all I know is, I’m no better than you. So I’m going to take a page from the Elena Gilbert Handbook and choose to believe that you can be saved.
Caroline (to Elena): I miss well-adjusted Stefan.
Caroline: Maybe Sage was so in love with Finn, she just died of sadness.