When The Vampire Diaries’ Ian Somerhalder gave an interview to People magazine, he had one thing on his mind: cats.

 

In his opinion, the Salvatores should be crazy cat dudes and have a mansion full of furballs. “Like vampire housekeepers. They can move around really quickly,” he says. Hm, we can picture their tails as making good dusters, but aren’t they too afraid of water to be of any use with the dishes?

 

Actually, though, Ian sees them as better TV companions for the vampires. “Can you see Damon watching, you know, The Bachelor in his bed alone?” Ian asks. “Two big pumas?”

 

We assume it was Caroline (Candice Accola) who got Damon into our favorite reality show. Actually, he’d make a good contestant on the show — as long as he didn’t get too hungry. The dapper vamp would certainly get a rose at each ceremony, though whether through compulsion or charm, we couldn’t say.

 

Speaking of hunger, Ian also says he’s too busy on set to eat, let alone plan going-away parties for everyone who dies on The Vampire Diaires. Fair enough. They’d be having one every single week!

 

Check out the video below for what Ian has to say about Elena and her lack of humanity.

 

Source: People

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