Daniel Gillies (Elijah) is a master tweeter. One-hundred-and-forty characters don’t limit The Vampire Diaries actor when he’s composing messages on Twitter. In honor of his birthday — the New Zealander is turning 37 today, March 14 — we decided to compile 20 of his best tweets from this year. 

If you don’t already follow him on Twitter, stop reading and get on that immediately. If you don’t have a Twitter, create one and follow Daniel Gillies. Seriously, he’s that funny.

Warning: Some his tweets probably aren’t suitable for children of all ages, as he is, shall we say, ribald in his humor. Peek at your risk! Don’t blame us if he makes you blush!

Source: Daniel Gillies's Twitter.