Credit: Quantrell D. Colbert/The CW Photo: Katherine Meets up With Stefan in Season 3, Episode 4, “Disturbing Behavior”

One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to (like when Stefan told Klaus, “I’ll let you pick who we eat”). Without further ado, here are the 20 notable quotables Season 3, Episode 4, “Disturbing Behavior.”

20. We’ve come a long way, baby
Rebekah: “There has to be more to this dress.”
Stefan: “There’s not.”
Rebekah: “So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, then? I got dirty looks for wearing trousers.”
Klaus: “You wore trousers so women today could wear nothing.”

19. Consider yourself warned
Katherine (to Stefan): “I’ve heard about that sister. Be careful. She’ll ruin you.”

18. Love shouldn’t hurt
Damon: “So, Bill, I hear you’re into the whole daddy daughter vampire torture thing.”

17. Shop ‘til he drops
Stefan (to Rebekah): “Retail therapy was making my head explode.”

16. Reality bites
Bonnie: “Normal made for a really boring summer.”

15. Not-so-magical moment
Gloria (to Klaus): “You’re harshin’ my juju.”

14. Dinner time!
Stefan: “I’ll let you pick who we eat.”

13. True, true!
Caroline: “If my own father, who I love dearly, can’t change me, then no one’s changing Damon.”

12. Actions speak louder
Rebekah: “I am not a brat!”
Klaus: “A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.”

11. It’s no biggie
Stefan: “Why can’t I move?”
Gloria: “Relax. It’s just a little paralysis spell. Nothing major.”

10. You really don’t want to know
Elena: “Where’s Damon?”
Caroline: “Probably off somewhere doing bad things to go people.”

9. Hindsight is always perfect
Damon: “I should have killed him this morning.”
Elena: “He’s Caroline’s dad.”
Damon: “Yeah. And when I kill him she’ll have one more parent than we do.”

8. Well…
Stefan (to Katherine): “You keep talking to me like I trust you enough to say anything.”

7. Lone rider
Stefan (to Kat): “I’m in this alone. If you’re looking for a diabolical partner in crime, I suggest you look elsewhere.”

6. Priorities
Tyler: “You want me to kick his ass?”
Caroline: “Yes. I mean, no. I bought him the shirt he’s wearing and it was really expensive.”

5. Elsewhere is here
Katherine (to Damon): “I’m just a girl looking for a partner in crime.”

4. You don’t say
Stefan: “Why don’t you un-dagger them?”
Rebekah: “Because he would hunt me down and kill me. He’s a vindictive little bastard, my brother.”

3. You say potato, I say mass murdering freak
Alaric: “You killed me.”
Damon: “You pissed me off.”
Alaric: “You killed me!”
Damon: “Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.”
Alaric: “Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.”

2. Sounds like a good plan
Bill (to Caroline): “Don’t worry. I’m going to go back home before somebody kills me.”

1. Okay? No way!
Caroline: “Daddy. I’m going to be okay.”
Bill: “You’re a vampire sweetheart. I don’t’ think you’ll ever be okay again.”


Need your daily Vampire Diaries fix? “Like" us on our Facebook page, or follow us on Twitter