One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 16 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 11, “Catch Me If You Can.”
18. Blame the victim
Elena: I don’t care about the cure, Damon. Not if it means putting the people that I love in danger.
Damon (about Jeremy): There would have be no danger if he hadn’t gone all bleeding heart.
17. Snoop much?
Stefan: I know you were daggered for a little while. But knocking is still a thing.
Rebekah: So is writing in your diary, apparently.
16. He grades on a curve
Bonnie: I did an expression spell that almost killed April.
Shane: Exactly. Failing would have been actually killing her. You got a D-minus.
15. Bonnie’s New Mantra
Shane: You are smart. You are focused. You are in complete control.
14. Patience, young grasshopper.
Klaus (to Rebekah): I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.
13. Who's in charge?
Jeremy (to Klaus): I don't take orders from you, dick.
12. They don’t usually happen in interrogation rooms?
Shane: I think your dad’s confused about the format of the parent-teacher conference.
11. She has been around a long time...
Stefan: Since when did you become such an artifacts expert?
Rebekah: I enjoy other cultures, Stefan. I know that might be hard for you to understand, considering you dated a child who only thinks about herself. [Stefan throws the knife at her. She catches it before it hits her face.] It’s still a sensitive subject I see.
10. Call her jaded
Rebekah (to Stefan): Love and caring ruins you.
9. Let’s go crazy
Stefan (to Rebekah): Sex wasn’t good because we didn’t care. It was good because you’re crazy. Crazy sex is always good.
8. Bonnie’s first burn.
Bonnie (to Shane): I don’t lie. I’m not you.
7. Talk about a load of bull
Shane (to Rudy): Your daughter is a prodigy. With my guidance she could be one of the most powerful witches in the world. But without it, she’s a timebomb.
6. Can she take a message? (No)
Rebekah (answering Elena’s call to Stefan’s phone): I rescued him from his old dull life. But it keeps calling.
5. Pot calling the kettle black
Elena: What are you doing with Rebekah? She tried to kill me.
Stefan: And this is the second time that Damon tried to kill Jeremy. So I guess nobody’s perfect.
4. Bro problems
Rebekah: Was it my bastard brother or was it yours?
Stefan: Maybe it was Option 3.
3. Where is Damon Salvatore?
Kol: I gave him a good and proper beating. Just for old time’s sake.
2. The look of love
Stefan: You don’t know what I look like when I’m not in love with you.
1. No means yes
Rebekah: No feelings. No attachment.
Stefan: None whatsoever.