One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 12 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 13, “Into the Wild.”


12. Now that’s a good reason
Rebekah: Why do you all assume I hate Elena so much?
Stefan: Well, you did run her off a bridge.

11. Let’s get to the point
Professor Shane: The whole point was to hide the cure on the world’s most obscure, desolate island.
Damon: Oh, yeah? I thought the whole point was that no one find Silas — the oldest, deadliest freak in the world.

10. Really, ladies?
Elena: You know I can hear you, right?
Rebekah: You know I don’t care, right?

9. Now Tyler, if you can’t say something nice….
Tyler (to Klaus): Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.

8. No surprise there
Professor Shane: I believe in magic.

7. The last straw is a well
Jeremy: A magic well: Seriously?

6. Recap, we need a recap!
Elena: What the hell just happened?
Jeremy: Somebody just saved my life.

5. From her point of view
Rebekah (about dead hikers who’d been drained of blood): Tragic for them. Brilliant for us.

4. Do you want to rank “stupid” on a scale of 1-10
Shane: How stupid do you think I am?
Damon: Stupid enough to raise an immortal witch. So I’d say, incredibly.

3. Oh, snap!
Caroline (to Klaus): You are not even worth the calories I’d burn talking to you.
Klaus (after skewering her and drinking her blood): Now that was definitely worth the calories.

2. Stefan’s stepping in the danger zone
Stefan: You do realize you’re an Original vampire, right?
Rebekah: Which is precisely why you should stop teasing me. I’m very powerful.

1. Killer with a heart of gold?
Rebekah: I tried to be her friend. But somehow I ended up with a dagger in my back because I’m the evil one.
Elena: Technically, you didn’t achieve “evil” status until you killed me.