One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 18 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 14, “Down the Rabbit Hole.”

18. Can we get a piece?
Professor Shane (about the tombstone): In some witch circle’s that stone’s more valuable than the Hope Diamond.

17. There’s Klaus, talkin’ big again
Klaus (to Tyler): Well if it isn’t Little Orphan Lockwood. Come to show how laughably impotent you are against me?

16. But did you like it?
Caroline: It’s called a cryptex. I’ve seen The Da Vinci Code.

15. A brother’s love
Rebekah:  Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me a hundred times….
Klaus: No more fooling. No more games. I hope you get to live and die as you wish.

14. That’s one heckuva shortcut!
Rebekah [looking over a cliff]: We need to get down and across. Advantage — vampires: All we have to do is jump.

13. Forever is a long time
Tyler (to Caroline): This isn’t goodbye. This is... until we find a way. We’re immortal, remember?

12. Death of a dream
Stefan [after learning there’s only one dose]: I guess that’s what happens when you’re dumb enough to hold out hope.

11. Tell us how you really feel
Damon (to Vaughn): I’m gonna kill you. And I’m gonna get to that damn cure, and I’m gonna give it to the girl that I love.”

10. Oh, now he needs your help
Professor Shane: I need a hand. My leg’s broken.
Bonnie: it’s bet you stay off it then.

9.Damon is ride or die, didn’t you know?
Galen: Your attachment to your friends will be the end of you.
Damon: You don’t know my friends. [Rebekah enters.] Or my enemies.

8. Elena — ever willing to be a sacrificial lamb
Elena: There’s only one cure? I can’t take it. Not while everyone else deserves it just as much as I do. it’s over.
Stefan: I’m sorry.
Elena: Don’t be. Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise.

7. Sounds like somebody’s growing up
Elena: It’s about time that I accept the person that I am now and figure out a way to start living the rest of my life.

6. He may be a brat, but you’re the wurst
Katherine (to Jeremy): I forgot what a brat you are.

5. Earth to Bon-Bon
Jeremy (to Bonnie): Your Grams isn’t here. I’m here. I’m real

4. Who says he can’t?
Caroline: You can’t kill Tyler.
Klaus: Not only can I, I have to. I have a reputation to uphold. Moreover, I want to.

3. Isn’t it ironic?
Professor Shane (to Stefan): Hey, I don’t suppose you’d want to share a little of that vampire blood?

2. One man’s motto, another man’s diss
Damon: Life sucks. Get a helmet.
Rebekah: If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re becoming a halfway decent person.

1. He did it for love
Klaus: I’ve done more than enough. I’ve shown kindness, forgiveness, pity. Because of you, Caroline. It was all for you.