Damon Salvatore is the snark king of Mystic Falls. Sure, he mumbles and has a tendency to smirk. But oh — the things that come out of his mouth. So what witticisms did prime time’s finest bloodsucker drop this week? Here are Damon’s best zingers from The Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 13, “Into the Wild.”

8. Witch, please
Damon (to Shane): “I'm not that easily manipulated, Professor. And there is one flaw in your logic. I don't care about Bonnie Bennett.”

7. It’s for a good cause
Shane: The whole point was to hide the cure on the world’s most obscure, desolate island.
Damon: Oh, yeah? I thought the whole point was that no one find Silas — the oldest deadliest freak in the world.

6. Shane slips
Shane: Sunscreen?
Damon: Is that a joke?

5. No woman’s an island
Damon (to Elena): Looks like someone forgot her team-building exercises.

4. Because Rebekah’s first impression is a killer
Damon: A human Rebekah: I can’t imagine her without fangs.

3. The Cure: To use it or not?
Elena: Will you take it?
Damon: I don’t like to speculate.

2. No need to over-explain.
Damon (to Shane): Yeah, I got it. Don’t eat the poisonous flowers.

1. Since you asked…
Shane: How stupid do you think I am?
Damon: Stupid enough to raise an immortal witch. So I’d say, “incredibly.”

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