Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW ©2011 The CW Network, LLC Photo: Katherine and Klaus Exchange a Look in Season 2, Episode 19: "Klaus"

One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the ten notable quotables from Season 2, Episode 19, “Klaus.”

10. Let there be snark
Elijah: I need some air. I’m still feeling a tad dead.

9. Hey, don’t talk about Alaric like that
Katherine: Where’s he going?
Klaus: To retrieve me so I can get out of this bad hairdo.

8. Let bygones be bygones
Katherine (on revoking the curse): Why would you do that here? There are so many people who would try to stop you.
Klaus: Because I have to. It’s the birthplace of the doppelganger.
Katherine: I didn’t realize that was a requirement.
Klaus: You betrayed me and fled England before I could give you the details, Katerina. But I did find your birthplace. And I slaughtered your family. So I guess we’re cool.

7. Are we there yet?
Andie: Where are we going?
Damon: Splitting from the team. Going rogue.

6. We are family
Elijah: Klaus is my brother.
Elena: I heard that. I’m still processing.
Elijah: I’m a little behind on the times. But I believe the term you’re searching for is OMG.

5. Just say yes
Katherine: What’s that?
Damon: Verveine. Your salvation.

4. Now say what now?
Elijah: The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn’t exist.
Elena: What?

3. M is for Murder
Elijah: I helped because I loved him. That’s changed. Now he must die.

2. That’s the way love goes
Klaus: Love is a vampire’s greatest weakness. And we are not weak, Elijah. We do not feel and we do not care.
Elijah: We did once.
Klaus: Too many lifetimes ago to matter.

1. Now them’s fightin’ words
Stefan: Tired of your little plaything already?
Damon: Don’t start with me, Stefan.
Stefan: She’s a person. You’re victimizing her.
Damon: You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.
Stefan: You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.
Damon: And there it is.
Stefan: There it is. You know you can be in love with Elena all you want if it means that you’ll protect her. But I have the one thing that you never will.
Damon: Oh yeah, what’s that?
Stefan: Her respect.