One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 15 notable quotables from, “The Rager.”
Stefan: Listen, you blood-shared with my girl friend and I punched you in the face. Don’t make it sound so dramatic.
14. Now that’s senioritis.
Elena: It’s my senior year. I’ve survived this long. There’s no way I’m bailing before graduation.
13. Ok, so maybe Klaus went a wee bit overboard.
Tyler: You used my body as an escape hatch and kissed my girlfriend. So maybe we’re even.
12. Hate is the frenemy of Love.
Elena: I hate her. I didn’t think I was capable of hate. But I. Hate. Her. And I hate that I hate her.
11. Can’t a hunter just care?
Jeremy, to Connor: What are you, a social worker? What do you care?
10. Flattery never hurt anybody.
Caroline, to Stefan: You’re good at this. You know. You saved my vampire life now you’re saving hers. You should write a book. Go on The View.
9. Can’t we all get along?
Rebekah: I know you’re still angry that I ran you off the bridge. But you have to understand that Alaric killed my brother...I never wanted to hurt you.
8. Truth or dare
Connor: Tell me which one of your high school friends is a bloodsucker.
7. Obsess much?
Stefan: You’re fixating.
Elena: No, I’m just quietly hating.
6. Seasons change, people change
April: You used to read me bedtime stories.
Elena: And now I’m giving you beer. Sounds about right.
5. You know you’ve got problems when…
Matt (in Rebekah’s hallucination): You’ve had a thousand years to learn and grow and start fresh and somehow you’ve managed to throw it all away.
4. Even the people in your mind are mean
Matt (in Rebekah’s hallucination): The reason you don’t find love is because you don’t deserve it.
3. Mine is bigger than yours
Klaus: I’m faster than your average vampire.
Connor: I’m faster than your average hunter.
2. Sad, but true
April: Picking up trash is a hell of a lot better than sitting at home thinking about the family I no longer have.
1. Talk about a secret talent
Stefan: You’re so good at it. Being a vampire.
Caroline: Because of you, Stefan. I’m good at it because of you…Come to me, whenever you want and I won’t let you loose control.