One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the 20 notable quotables from this week’s ep, “Ghost World.”
20. Pillsbury would not approve
Caroline: “Please tell me that’s a recipe for witch cookies.”
19. You reap what you sow
Bonnie: “What do you want me to say, Caroline? I went against the balance of nature when I brought Jeremy back to life and now I’m paying the consequences.”
Caroline: “I want you to say you’re not okay with it.”
Bonnie: “I’m a thousand times not okay with it. I just don’t know what to do about it.”
18. News flash
Damon: “Greetings Blondie, Witchie. I think you got your Buddha wires all crossed when you got rid of Vicki Donovan.”
17. Dear Diary
Stefan (looking at his journal): “Oh, wow. All these words. I forgot how much I used to care.”
Elena: “I didn’t.”
16. Where should we go for dinner?
Stefan: “There’s going to be people here everywhere tonight. So there’s going to be lot’s to eat.”
15. Oh, there’s always a chance
Caroline (to Bonnie): “There’s no chance it’s haunted by the hundred witches who were horrifically burned to death right here in this very spot is there?”
14. She speaks the truth
Anna: “I’m only here because you want to be with me as much as I want to be with you. Send me away Jeremy. It’s that easy.”
13. But can he get back on?
Lexi (to Stefan): “You’re off the rails, big time.”
12. Oh, word?
Sheila: “Witches talk. Even on the other side.”
11. Say it isn’t so, Jeremy!
Elena (about Anna): “I just walked in on Jeremy kissing the reason I’m completely okay with that.”
Caroline: “Let’s just find it first and then we’ll choose between boyfriend ghost dramas.”
9. History or His Story?
Jeremy: “Is everything all right?”
Fredrick: “Ask your ancestors.”
8. Torture is habit-forming
Lexi (to Elena): “Think of it as a regiment. Day in and Day out. Like running the treadmill. Like making coffee. Until he’s ready to be saved.”
7. Them’s fightin’ words
Stefan: “I will rip you apart Lexi!”
Lexi: “You can’t. I’m already dead.”
6. Who do you think I am?
Damon: “Which way?”
Mason: “I don’t know. Flip a coin.”
Damon: “Aren’t you supposed to be all knowing?”
Mason: “I’m a ghost. Not God.”
5. Now that’s the pot calling the kettle hopeless
Jeremy: “I love her. I’ve always loved her.”
Elena: “Are you going to love a ghost for the rest of your life?”
4. Is that a need or a want?
Mason: “I don’t need revenge Damon. I need redemption.”
3. Afterlife burn
Stefan (to Lexi): “You wasted your whole life taking care of me. Now you’re dead and you still have nothing better to do.”
2. To forgive is divine
Damon: “If Mason Lockwood can get over the fact that I killed him. Couldn’t you cut me a little slack?”
1. And it’s time to pay that debt
Bonnie (to Jeremy): “Matt let go of his sister before you let go of Anna. His sister, Jeremy! You know what you owe me? The respect of me not making me listen to you explain yourself.”