Damon Salvatore is the snark king of Mystic Falls. Sure, he mumbles and has a tendency to smirk. But oh — the things that come out of his mouth! So what witticisms did prime time’s finest bloodsucker drop this week? Here are Damon’s best zingers from Episode 2.9 “Katerina.”
5. So, is that a yes?
Damon: What we’re looking at is a solid maybe.
4. The first stage of grief
Damon (about Elena): She’s in denial.
3. Rose: The female Damon
Damon: Please don’t tell me you’re crying because your buddy Trevor lost his head.
Rose: Have you always been this sensitive?
Damon: Well, the whole vampire switch is for this very reason. It takes the emotion out of it.
Rose: You switch yours. I’ll switch mine.
Damon: Is that a dig?
Rose: It’s an observation. Being in love with your brother’s girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I’m not in love with anyone.
Rose: You want to try that again.
Damon: Don’t get on my bad side.
Rose: Then show me your good side.
2. Promises, promises
Damon (to Slater): You want to walk in the sun? I can make that happen. If you help us.
1. Famous last words
Slater: And you’re sure Elijah is dead?
Damon: Beyond dead.