It’s not a question of would we hit that, it’s when can we hit that. And now that Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Elena (Nina Dobrev) are officially in Splitsville, it’s time to put on the heels and shellac on some makeup for your chance up at the Stefan bat.

Of course, none of us actually live in Mystic Falls, so we’ll have to leave the hair pulling to the ladies who do. Here are the eligible Vampire Diaries bachelorettes up for grabs:

April (Grace Phipps): The token human would make a nice snack for Stefan on those lonely nights, but would she betray Elena for a chance at Stefan? (We might, to be fair.)

Caroline (Candice Accola): This seems unlikely to us, especially since Caroline is still healing from Tyler's (Michael Trevino) departure and Klaus (Joseph Morgan) is waiting in the wings. Still, this is Vampire Diaries, you never know who will hook up next.

Bonnie (Kat Graham): Some witchy-vamp sex would certainly be fun to watch — she lights the candles with a spell, he bites her neck in return — and it would be interesting to see how Elena would react. We’re not ruling this one out just yet.

Rebekah (Claire Holt): More crazy sex, anyone? We could definitely see this happening, if she weren't leaving for New Orleans so soon...

So, if you got to live vicariously through any one of these gals, who would it be?

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