The lucky ducks over at Zap2It have seen the first two episodes of The Vampire Diaries Season 4 and are rolling out the spoilers. You’ve been warned!

First of all, Elena (Nina Dobrev) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) are the couple engaging in the hot-and-heavy hookup in Season 4, Episode 2, “Memorial.” It sounds pretty sexy, until Elena loses her lunch. And when your lunch is blood, it’s really gross.

Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is still a little sore over losing Elena, but he decides being her friend is better than nothing. (Oh, and he wins the argument over Elena’s diet when she can’t digest Stefan’s bunnies.)

Is that memorial for Bonnie (Kat Graham)? Apparently she temporarily kills herself (again) but in a kick-ass way? And we don’t have to get too skeeved out by Klaus (Joseph Morgan), because he does attempt to warn Caroline (Candice Accola) that he’s inside Tyler’s (Michael Trevino) body before that makeout session

There’s also an unexpected return visitor. Any guesses? 

Source: Zap2It 

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