One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 13 notable quotables from, Season 4, Episode 4, “The Five.”
13. Woulda, Coulda, Witch
Bonnie, to Elena: if I could spell you out of wanting blood, I would. But I can’t. So better you learn this now than at freshman orientation.
12. She’s So Sorry
Matt, to Rebekah: If that’s your idea of an apology, you should probably give it to Elena. She’s the one you killed.
11. Lies, all lies!
Rebekah, to Klaus: I don’t care about The Five and I don’t care about you.
10. The Miseducation of Damon Salvatore
Bonnie: You went to college?
Damon: Sure. Plenty of times. I always had a thing for sorority girls.
9. Trust who?
Klaus: Oh, Stefan. Trust me when I say this: That hunter in there holds the answer to all your prayers.
Rebekah, to April, about Matt: Hey, off limits. I have dibs.
7. Somebody can’t live in the moment
Stefan, to Rebekah and Klaus: Let me just name the millions of other people I’d rather be having dinner with right now.
6. Here, here!
Klaus: Cheers to my sister’s uncanny ability to choose men.
5. The “Save Elena” drinking game continues
Klaus, to Stefan: You have a chance to save Elena from the very thing that’s going to destroy her. You can call it a deal with the devil if you like.
4. That’s one way to look at it
Damon: Everyone is someone’s uncle or father or camp counselor or Bible study teacher, Elena. You don’t know these people. Why do you care?
Elena: I care because I’m still me. I still have the same feelings. I’m sorry if that spoils your master plan to turn me into a super vampire.
3. Talk about Sibling Rivalry
Rebekah: I’m not eating until you apologize.
Klaus: For which indiscretion?. There have been so many.
Rebekah: You broke my neck.
Klaus: You threw away Elena’s blood so I can’t make any more hybrids.
Rebekah: Because you took me for granted.
Klaus: That’s what big brothers do, sweetheart.
2. Lesson Plan
Damon: She needs to learn snatch, eat, erase now more than ever.
1. A Secret Circle?
Klaus: It’s just you and me in this, Stefan. Some secrets are stronger than family.