One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 16 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 6, “We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes.”

16. Strange compliment
Klaus, to Caroline: You’re beautiful. But if you don’t stop talking, I will kill you.

15. Oops. My bad.
Elena, about Jeremy: What am I going to say to him?
Damon: Thanks for not ditching the family ring even after it drove Ric crazy.

14. Big sister strikes again
Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.

13. Talk about airing dirty laundry
Elena: This is my brother’s blood on my hands, Stefan. I stabbed him in the neck last night. So forgive me if I don’t let you talk your way out of this.

12. Bravo!
Caroline, about Klaus: Do you think he bought it?
Hayley: Hell, I bought it.

11. Hello warning sign
Stefan (to Klaus): You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed?

10. Something like that
Professor Shane: Why? You got a dead hunter in the trunk of your car or something?

9. The witch has been demoted
Bonnie: How did I not know any of this stuff about Jeremy?
Damon: The witch who loses her powers gets left out of important conversations.

8. Valid question.
Katherine, to Elena: Don’t you ever stop crying?

7. The things we do for love
Damon, to Elena, about her ring: Fished it out of the river for you. Little tip: Vampires hate to swim.

6. Hat tip to Heathers!
Damon: You know what they say about teenage suicide: Don’t do it.

5. Welcome to Mystic Falls
Matt, to Damon: We live in a town where anybody who knows stuff is creepy until proven otherwise.

4. That’s one way to do it
Bonnie: You need to kill a vampire.
Jeremy: Great! Give me a stake. I’ll kill Damon right now.

3. Age is more than a number
Bonnie: How does Klaus even know about this?
Damon: How does Klaus know anything? The guy’s like a billion years old.

2. Another Mea Culpa
Elena, to Stefan: Sorry that I stabbed you.

1. Final Words
Stefan, about Damon: Before, when I was the Ripper, I understood why you cared for him. I mean, I practically drove you to it. But now, I can’t do this, Elena. Not anymore.
Elena: I know.


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