The promo video for The Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 14, “Down the Rabbit Hole” proves that Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is still alive — and in terrible danger — and Professor Shane (David Alpay) is still insane. We broke it down second by second so won’t miss any of the bondage or half-naked guys. 

0:02 The new hunter introduces himself
We’ll just call you Vaughn, mmkay?

0:03 Vaughn sticks it to the elder Salvatore
Is Damon auditioning for some low-rent Fifty Shades of Grey?

0:05 It’s official.
All the members of the Five are supernaturally hot.

0:06 “On an island of danger”
There’s electromagnetism that is the source of life, death, and rebirth?

0:07 “Everyone’s here because they wanna be.”
Stefan (Paul Wesley) tries to cheer up Elena (Nina Dobrev).

0:08 That’s Elena’s skeptical face.
Yeah, aren’t half of them being held against their will?

0:09 – 0:11 Shane’s got that look in his eye — the one he get when he talks about raising a potentially world-destroying being.
Someone’s been smoking too many witch herbs.

0:12 “No one is safe.”
Welcome to The Vampire Diaries.

0:14 – 0:15 More witch-hunter touching
If they make it off this island alive, Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) and Bonnie (Kat Graham) are so going to be a thing again — provided the Expression doesn’t land her in magic rehab.

0:16 Death from above 1979
Our mother always warned us not to play by cliffs.

0:17 Supine Klaus
Who’s he making eyes at?

0:18 It’s Tyler
Think they’ll repair their hybrid bromance?

0:19 Bonnie has some private time with a naked male torso.
This witch just loves pecs.

0:20 Oh, it’s not that private.
Shane lurks during Jer and Bonnie’s special moment.

0:21 Vaughn’s got a gun.
Still not as cool as Jeremy’s crossbow.

0:22 Damon needs a little help from his friends.
And something for that neck wound.

Credit: YouTube Photo: The Vampire Diaries Extended Promo For Season 4, Episode 14: "Down the Rabbit Hole" — Damon's Been Caught