The extended promo video for Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 2, “Memorial” is very, shall we say, titillating. Everything is heightened for new vamp Elena (Nina Dobrev). Everything. Cover your eyes, young’uns! The rest of you, check out the second-by-second details of the video below.

0:02 Stefan (Paul Wesley) has a blanket
Are Stefan and Elena going on a picnic? Cute! Oh, wait. It’s probably to eat this deer. Less cute.

0:04 Damon’s (Ian Somerhalder) two cents
She bites, therefore she is.

0:06 Sexy whispering
Stefan tells Elena the rules of the vampire game, which we wouldn’t have thought were so, um, arousing.

0:09 Funky stain
What is that? Some gross Mystic Falls mold?

0:10 Drip
Oh, maybe it’s blood?

0:11 Bite the hand that feeds
Elena takes a chunk out of Damon, but in a nice way?

0:13 Nuzzle, nuzzle
Just another middle-of-the-woods dalliance. Nothing to see here. 

0:15 Commence to make out
Er, OK. Maybe there is something to see here. This must be why he brought that blanket... 

0:16 Still at it
Don’t mind us. We’ll wait. 

0:17 Decking the decked out
Whatever, that’s practically how they say “Hello” sometimes. 

0:18 Caroline (Candice Accola) and Tyler (Michael Trevino) have their concerned faces on.
In this town, that could mean any number of things. 

0:20 Elena vamps out.
Is it just us, or does she sound like a lion? Sorry, unfortunate gagged girl.

0:21 Elena makes a bloody mess, heaves.
Let’s hope she carries a stain remover stick in her purse.

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Credit: YouTube Photo: Vampire Diaries Extended Promo For Season 4, Episode 2, "Memorial" — Elena Vamps Out