Are you still scratching your head over the ins and outs of sire bonding? So are we. We combed through the promo video for Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 9, “O Come All Ye Faithful” for answers, but we got too distracted by all the uprisings that are going on! 

0:01 Cave dwellers
Excellent place for plotting! Well done, Tyler (Michael Trevino).

0:02 ???? profit
We’ve seen a lot of people rumble with Klaus (Joseph Morgan), and no one’s gotten the better of him. What’s the plan, Ty?

0:06 Klaus is clueless
Caroline (Candice Accola) has made him forget everything except hummingbirds and ponies.

0:07 Klaus is still unkillable
This time, it’s because Stefan (Paul Wesley) wants to keep him around.

0:08 Benchwarmers
Ooh. Someone and someone, sitting on a bench, h-u-g-g-i-n-g.

0:09 Hayley storm
This werewolf is walking with purpose.

0:10 Formal weary
Are we sure Tyler and Caroline are on the same side at this point?

0:11 Hope you don’t ‘ship Styler
They are definitely foes right now.

0:12 Just doin’ my chores
Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) is chopping wood. That is all.

0:13 Let the deprogramming begin
Pretty sure Professor Shane (David Alpay) is just lurking in the background with a cup of spirit tea.

0:14 Jeremy’s serious face
Right now he’s wondering, Just how many times has this Shane guy lit Bonnie’s (Kat Graham) candles?

0:15 to 0:16 Damon doesn’t want Elena to leave his bed, ever.
Well, this is one of those quotes that walks that fine tightrope between romantic and creepy.

0:18 Flesh all a-mesh
TV-MA

0:19 to 0:21 Klaus is chillin’ like a villain
Clearly, no one’s clued him in on the “Your hybrids are planning to kill you” info.

0:22 to 0:23 Stefan smash!
Caroline is sitting calmly on the couch, probably just chugged some spirit tea.

Credit: YouTube Photo: Vampire Diaries Extended Promo For Season 4, Episode 9 — Lovers' Spat

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