Tonight’s Vanderpump Rules Season 2 premiere was as dramatic and wild as we were hoping, with all the fighting, cheating, and discussion of pet zombies. And while there were countless shocking moments  like Stassi Schroeder complaining about being too hot, for example  here are the top 5 moments from the episode.

5. Jax tries to win over Stassi’s dad

Is Jax Taylor truly in love with Stassi? We’re not really convinced. Still, he is trying to win her over, as he gives up his typical cereal-only diet to meet up with Stassi and her dad for brunch. But it doesn’t look like fun for Jax, as Stassi’s dad grills him about not paying the rent. Granted, Stassi’s dad is a little harsh, but Jax should probably know who Steve McQueen is, right?

4. Kristen gets a two-week vacay

After the fracas at Kyle Richards’s party, with Kristen Doute not happy with not getting to work near her friends and Tom, Kristen and Lisa have a heart-to-heart. Kristen and Lisa clearly can’t stand each other, so the big surprise when Kristen gets a two-week suspension is probably that Kristen didn’t actually get fired.

3. Tom and Kristen have serious issues

We thought Tom and Kristen are the cutest couple ever, so we’re kind of shocked that Tom cheated on Kristen with a “bottle-service skank,” to use Kristen’s own colorful description. And Kristen claims to have forgiven Tom, but she clearly hasn’t, as she keeps bringing up his infidelity. Should they break up? We’re kind of leaning that way.

2. Scheana drops by Stassi, Katie, and Kristen’s convo at the party

There is tons of tension at Stassi and Pandora Vanderpump’s joint birthday party, as Scheana resents that Stassi didn’t call her after her oral surgery. When Scheana sees the other three girls talking at the party, they get in a huge argument, and the word “bitch” gets thrown around a lot. Finally, Scheana walks away in a huff. Seems like a great birthday for Scheana, right? 

1. Shay fights Schwartz

Scheana kicks Katie Maloney out of the party, and then things get really bad. Scheanna’s fiance, Shay, exchanges heated words with Katie’s boyfriend, Schwartz, and soon the guys are duking it out. Then, Stassi leaves the party even though Scheana calls to her from the balcony, which is like a scene from Romeo and Juliet. Speaking of Shakespeare, we’re just glad no one got poisoned at this party.

What did you think of the episode? Let us know in the comments!