In tonight's Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 2 recap, Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder's dinner date doesn't go so well, which makes this an unfortunate time for him to have gotten his shocking new body art. Let's take a look at tonight's top 5 craziest moments.

5. Lisa flirts with Schwartz — but won't hire him

Lisa Vanderpump is adding a garden bar to SUR, so she needs a bartender for it. Katie convinces Lisa to give her boyfriend Schwartz an interview, and Lisa is charmed by him, while Schwartz is clearly smitten with her. But after Scheana talks to Lisa about Schwartz's involvement in last week's fight with Shay, Lisa doesn't give Schwartz the job. 

4. Scheana hurt her foot  we think?

Scheana tells Lisa that she needs to take a week off from serving tables because she is on crutches after injuring her foot. And she makes it sound like there is a huge wound on her leg, but as Lisa points out, it's just a bruise. Scheana then is in charge of assigning customers to their tables, and she and Stassi bicker when Stassi wants to leave early.

3. Jax tattoos Stassi's name on his arm. Terrible idea, right?

Stassi has always wanted Jax to get rid of his tribal tattoo, so he's replacing it with a koi fish... for some reason. Almost as inexplicably, he's getting Stassi name tattooed on his arm, even though they aren't currently on good terms. Jax's friends are shocked by this, and honesty, we are, too. What are you thinking, dude?!

2. Stassi and Scheana go at it

Stassi confronts a hobbled Scheana — whom she referred to as an "ass sucker" to Pandora — about the fact that Scheana is now writing for Pandora's magazine, where Stassi writes. Stassi clearly doesn't appreciate being coworkers in multiple businesses with Scheana and makes cracks about Scheana's vocal abilities. Needless to say, the word "bitch" gets thrown around a lot during their convo.

1. Stassi bails from her dinner with Jax

Jax finally gets Stassi to take on a dinner date, but this couldn't have been how he wanted it to play out. During dinner, Stassi says she still can't trust Jax, and she leaves the restaurant early. Then, she says she still thinks about Frank, and Jax ends up in tears. Stassi hops out of the car while Jax still wants to talk, meaning he never tells her about the tat. We can't wait till she finds out about that