It's time to bust out your Giggy pillows! In tonight's Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 12 recap, one relationship hits a high point, while another relationship... well, not so much. Let's take a look at tonight's top five craziest moments. And we hope that you're all rich in awesomeness.
5. Kristen takes a break from Tom
After myriad rumors, it's no surprise that Kristen Doute finally takes some time away from Tom Sandoval by joining her family in Michigan for a bit. Still, their time apart doesn't appear to have been permanent.
4. Tom screams at Jax for revealing his hook-up secret
Tom was surprisingly laid-back last week about Jax Taylor telling Stassi Schroeder that Tom had admitted to cheating on Kristen with Ariana Madix. So now Tom lets Jax have it, and it appears that their friendship is dunzo. Then again, they're dudes, so they'll probably be back to working out together and just generally bro-ing out in no time. But still.
3. Jax goes to jail
No one has heard from Jax in a while, and it turns out he has a pretty good excuse: He spent four days in the Gray Bar Hotel. Lisa Vanderpump doesn't seem to have much sympathy, but it's nice to see Stassi helping to cheer him up afterward.
2. Scheana gets engaged!
Scheana Marie apparently knew that it was coming, but it's still sweet to see Mike Shay propose to her at Lisa's house in front of all Scheana's friends. And Stassi's apparently going to be a bridesmaid, but we'll see how long that lasts, since she and Scheana aren't currently on good terms anymore. Also, how does Shay not know how to tie a tie?!
1. Tom admits to cheating — and Kristen takes it out on her friends
After having denied it and denied it, Tom finally comes clean and admits to having made out with Ariana at a pool in Vegas. But did they do more than make out? Hm. Then, Kristen blows up at Ariana at SUR and subsequently chews out Stassi and Katie as well. Somehow, Tom — a.k.a. Mr. Teflon — comes out relevantly unscathed.