We sadly bid farewell to Vanderpump Rules Season 2 with tonight's "Secrets Revealed" episode. There were plenty of shockers, including Tom Sandoval realizing he shouldn't trust Jax Taylor with a magic marker. Let's take a look at tonight's top five craziest moments in our recap. And if you're currently wearing a one-inch anal strip... well, we don't want to know about it.

5. Tom puts Schwartz's sock on his junk

The Toms decide to go tanning for their passport pics. Sure, that's kinda normal. But what's much less normal is when Tom Sandoval asks Schwartz for one of his socks to cover up with. If you're not in the Red Hot Chili Peppers, then your socks should stay on your feet. 

4. Jax is terrible at memorizing lines

Maybe there's a good reason why Jax became a model and not an actor: He is completely incapable of memorizing lines. While filming an exercise video, Peter and the rest of the crew realize that the shoot will last forever because Jax doesn't know what to say. Thank goodness Jax looks so good with his shirt off.

3. Ariana makes better drinks than the two guys. Go, girl!

Lisa asks the three bartenders — Tom, Jax, and Ariana — to each make a SUR cosmo. Ariana wins the blind taste test, and Tom's is solid, too. But Jax's is completely off. Don't forget the simple syrup next time, dude.

2. Ariana and Scheana yell obscenities about Stassi and Kristen

While in a frigid vodka bar, Ariana and Scheana learn that the room they're in is soundproof. And so, of course, they start shouting hurtful things about their friends. Ariana calls Kristen "disgusting," while Scheana says Stassi is an "evil bitch," and Katie is a "drunk." How sweet.

1. Tom fantasizes about Kristen sleeping with another guy. Say what?!

If you thought Kristen and Tom had a healthy relationship — and we're not sure why you would think that — here's even more proof to the contrary, as Tom tells his pals that he thinks it would be hot to watch Kristen get it on with another guy. Jax and Peter tell Tom to bottle up that emotion, and rightfully so.

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