Well, this is a mental image no one ever asked for.

In an interview with TMZ, Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor revealed that — and it makes us cringe even to write this — he’d let his dog watch him and ex Stassi Schroeder get busy in the bedroom. Yeah, that happened.

“Do you let the dog stay in the room?” the intrepid reporter asked the reality hottie. “It depends,” Jax said. “Our last dog, with Stassi… sometimes.” When asked if the dog would maybe “judge” them for certain — ahem — positions, Jax laughed bashfully, responding, “I think the dog just kind of… it’s just there.”

When Jax isn’t busy getting busy, he’s got plenty to keep him occupied. The Hollywood hunk has finally accomplished his dream of a shoe and sweater collection, proving Stassi wrong and letting everyone know that dreams can come true, no matter how weird and specific they may be. Yes, Jax Taylor for XCALIBUR BRAND shoes and sweaters is now a reality, and, for a bit of cash, you too can dress like your fave reality star. (That basically means you’re wearing a chunky cable-knit sweater.) The pieces aren’t cheap, with a two-toned shawl cardigan selling for $295 and a pair of the Authur I shoes going for $395 (same for the Authur II shoes), but we suppose that’s the price you pay for fashion!

Are you excited for Season 4 of Vanderpump Rules? Will you be buying anything from Jax’s new line? Let us know in the comments!