Prepare for an all-pantomimed edition of The Real Housewives of New York City, because these Big Apple broads are moving to a secluded Arizona monastery and taking a vow of silence! Wait, that's not what happens in tonight's episode, airing 9 p.m. ET on Bravo?
Oh, Viggle George, you prankster!
Of course, if you prefer your reality families larger and less gossipy, TLC is airing a new 19 Kids and Counting — in which Ben and Jessa's courtship becomes official and the two potential lovebirds hang out with each other's families.
And if you wanna eschew reality TV altogether, NCIS is airing "Crescent City: Part II" — the second part of a backdoor pilot for CBS's proposed NCIS: New Orleans — in which Scott Bakula stars as Special Agent Dwayne Cassius Pride, who's sorta like the Gibbs of the Big Easy. Check it out on CBS at 8 p.m. ET.
Be sure to check out the video above for other things that definitely won't be happening on these shows. And, though this April Fool here would have you believe otherwise, you can still earn 25 points for every song you listen to with Viggle Music.
Download Viggle, start earning points, and get awesome rewards just by enjoying your favorite TV shows and music. Pretty sweet, huh?