We haven't even seen one second of theDWTSSeason 13 stars dancing, but that hasn't stopped the world from betting on who's going to rock the ballroom. Some people are calling Ricki Lake and David Arquette the stars to beat, while others have pointed out that between Hope Solo's smoking bod and athleticism and Maks' popularity and lack of a Mirror Ball, they're a power couple with a lot of potential.
But forget winners — we're wondering which star will be out after just one dance. We have a couple of predictions:
Ron Artest: The pros for Ron are his zippy one-liners, which are sure to delight the audience, and his generosity in donating all his winnings to cancer research. But the con is that Ron is notorious for not listening to his coach. That may fly on the b-ball court, where his natural talent makes up for disregarding good advice, but it won't work in the ballroom. Plus, he's paired with Peta Murgatroyd, a newbie pro who won't have the same fan force as some of the long-time favorites. Ron had better follow her instructions if he wants to stick around.
Rob Kardashian: Rob is paired with powerhouse pro Cheryl Burke, which should definitely work in his favor. On the other hand, a lot of fans have reality star fatigue after the Kate Gosselin and Bristol Palin incidents, and if Rob's sister Kim is anything to go by, dancing does not run in the family.
Chynna Phillips: Chynna is beautiful, and hopefully Tony Dovolani will be able to channel that into beautiful dancing as well. But let's be honest: Hope Solo and Elisabetta Canalis more than fill the hot girl quota for the season, and compared to big personalities like Nancy Grace, Ricki Lake, and Carson Kressley, Chynna's sort of a non-event. She'll have to stand out with her dancing if she wants to avoid being lost in the sea of more controversial stars.