Well, it’s official: 2014 is the year all the hottest bachelors go off the market. Not only is George Clooney becoming a married man sometime this fall, a man once thought equally untameable will clap on the old ball and chain by year’s end. You know who we’re talking about: your teenage crush, your favorite Voicejudge, your I-love-him-so-much-it’s-OK-he-went-blond boyfriend: Adam Levine.
Having Songs About Jane on repeat back in summer 2002 had us believe from an early age that no woman alive was worthy enough to marry Adam unless of course the stars aligned and he somehow met us backstage at a Maroon 5 concert. But a lot of time has passed since that album, including plenty of women on Adam’s arm not named Jane, and finally one of 'em stuck.
Adam popped the question to on-again, off-again girlfriend Behati Prinsloo in July 2013. We’d mention she’s a 25-year-old Victoria’s Secret Angel but that honestly seems to be a given when we’re talking Levine. And she’ll swap her wings for a veil soon enough if the latest rumors are to be believed.
Say goodbye to your dreams of being Adam’s (first) wife this summer; sometime in the next three months he’s set to wed Behati in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The couple will then head to Behati’s native South Africa so they can “celebrate with people who can’t make the trip.”
Wedding planning is already nearly complete, with Adam celebrating his bachelor party in Vegas earlier this month and Behati saying she’s already picked a dress. Translation: Time’s ticking away on our plans of sabotage.