Santa Monica Freakout Woman Turns Out to Be Nude Cam Girl (UPDATE)
UPDATE (4/4/2017 at 6:00 p.m. ET): Because of course she is.
Turns out the woman who had a complete meltdown over a couple's public display of affection may not be the prude she made herself out to be.
A woman who looks an awful lot like the one seen in the now-viral video is an amateur porn star!
An internet good Samaritan has uncovered the profile of a woman named Anna Storelli, who bears a striking resemblance to the woman seen calling another restaurant patron a "slut" and "prostitute" for some innocent PDA with her boyfriend.
The extremely NSFW photos and videos paint a stark contrast to the woman who was so offended about people "making out in front of [her] food."
What a world.
Scroll through for more on the California girl's crazy meltdown!
Original story (4/3/2017, 2:45 p.m. ET): If you thought your latest freakout at the grocery store was nuts, just wait until you see this couple’s encounter while trying to order food.
A boyfriend and girlfriend were ordering takeout at a poke bowl restaurant in Santa Monica, California on Friday, March 31 when a stranger caught them showing a little PDA.
“...I had my arms around her from behind and maybe kissed her on the top of the head once or twice, but that was the extent of it,” the boyfriend wrote on Reddit.
“Out of nowhere, the lady (who was finalizing her transaction) looks at us and exclaims emphatically how inappropriate PDA was and how uncomfortable it was making her. I thought she was joking because of how little we were actually making contact,” he continued.
“I turned and kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and made a loud smack, and that’s where she really lost it. I immediately knew I had to get this on camera, so that’s about where the video picks up.”
Warning — the video is NSFW!
Instead of acting like a normal person and letting it go, the stranger exploded and started yelling expletives at the pair, including a number of slut-shaming comments towards the girlfriend.
“We tried to stay as calm as possible. I was trying not to engage as I knew this lady was clearly nuts, but when she started calling my girlfriend a slut, whore, etc, and when she stepped closer to her, that’s when I started getting angry,” he said.
“In retrospect, I’m proud that we didn’t sink to her level or anything like that, but wish I would’ve said some more clever remarks.”
A fellow customer tried to remove the lady from the restaurant, but she ended up slapping him away and — spoiler! — cursed him out.
She finally leaves on her own will, but not before shouting the cops are on their way.
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