Wrath of the Times, Mirror Mirror, Goon: Wetpaint Entertainment’s Sexy-Not Sexy Weekend Movie Guide, 3/30
Thinking about getting your movie on this weekend? Here's the scoop on three flicks hitting theaters this Friday, March 30.
Wrath of the Titans
Greek mythology comes to life with some serious special effects in this action and adventure sequel to Clash of the Titans. Just as Perseus (Sam Worthington) has settled into a laid-back life as a fisherman with his 10-year-old son, his pops, Zeus, goes and gets himself captured. With the future of mankind in peril, Perseus embarks on a scary quest to the Underworld to save the day. Sexy: Sam Worthington Not sexy: This movie's target audience Verdict: Based on the first installment, we're not expecting too much from this campy follow-up — but it's a great excuse to spend some time with a shirtless Sam Worthington... if your man insists on dragging you to it.
If you're digging ABC's Once Upon a Time, you'll probably be into this fun version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs starring newcomer Lily Collins as the fair protagonist and Julia Roberts as the evil queen. The twist? Snow White kicks some serious booty, and the evil queen has a wicked sense of humor. Sexy: True love Not sexy: Jealousy Verdict: We can't think of a better way to spend the afternoon than treating your little ones to a movie outing — plus, unlike Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, you may actually enjoy this one.
When black sheep Doug Glatt (Seann William Scott) proves that he has a killer right hook, he finds himself thrown into the exciting and rowdy world of minor league hockey. Only problem? He's going to have to learn how to ice skate. Sexy: Hockey players Not sexy: Hockey fights Verdict: This surprisingly funny comedy is a great choice for a first date!