So you wanna be like Demi Lovato? No prob. We do, too. Fortunately, the X Factor judge recently authored a 16 item to-do list on how to take your Lovatic addiction to the next level. Unfortunately, we just can’t agree to some of the items on her list.

Take #3. Demi says you know you’re just like her if, “You’re not particularly attracted to either Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum.” Girl, you kid. Right?

“I’m not particularly in love with either one,” Demi continues. “To me they’re still kind of pretty boys.” Point of clarification: How does her rumored love Wilmer Valderrama not qualify as a pretty boy?

What the “Heart Attack” singer prefers in a man turns out to be a bit more on the, um, imaginative side. “I’m a really big fan of Mickey Mouse,” she wrote. “He’s provided me with a lot.” This marks the second time this month that Demi has confessed love for a guy dressed up as a make-believe character. Just sayin’.

As for The Gos and Magic Mike: If you guys are reading this, we hope Demi’s harsh words haven’t wounded your incredibly sensitive, completely understanding, unbelievably supportive hearts too much. She knows not what she says. Also, call us.

Source: E! and BuzzFeed

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