Oh Harry Styles. It feels like every time we turn around, people are going crazy, crazy, crazy ‘til they see him, son. And girls are all, “I know we just met, but let’s pretend it’s love,” but does that mean the One Direction star is living like he’s young and bedding all the birds he meets? Um, not so much, according to the September issue of GQ UK (via E! News).

While Harry has been linked to Taylor Swift, X Factor UK presenter Caroline Flack, Kimberly Stewart, and pretty much any girl he’s ever smiled at (real or imagined), he claims to have only given his “how’s your mother” to a few of em.

“It’s definitely less than 100... Yes, lower than 50...” the notorious ladies’ man joked to the magazine. How much lower? Well, according to Harry, two. “Yes. Two people. I’ve only had sex with two people. That’s my answer. Read from it what you will!”

Sorry, we just have to lift our chins back into our faces. What the what?! Obviously, our first reaction was to start guessing which, if any, of his famous exes have lit up his world like nobody else. Is it Taylor? Some people think she is a virgin, so we’re not betting on it. Kimberly Stewart and Caroline Flack are both much older than the 1D star, so perhaps they’re enough woman for him?

We could honestly do this all day, unlike Harry, apparently.

Source: GQ UK (via E! News)