full size Britney Spears at FOX X Factor Premiere Party on September 11, 2012
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You guys, things are happening. Things like Britney Spears being accused of having a stash of crystal meth in her house. We know, we know –– you should probably break out your 98º CDs from yesteryear, as they are the only thing that will ease the pain.

Here's the deal: Britney's ex-"manager," Sam Lutfi, is suing her for defamation of character after Brit's family accused him of drugging her. Now Sam has released new legal documents, wherein he alleges that a drug-sniffing dog found meth in Britney's crib back in 2007. "Britney should further testify that drug dogs found 'hot spots of drug residue in the carpeting, where her young sons [ages 1 and 3] played during visits," Lutfi says.

Say it ain't so! Lutfi also claims that he covered up traces of meth by shampooing the floor and replacing the carpet, and ads that Britney confided in him that her dad, Jamie, is a "violent racist" and alcoholic. Yikes, those are some serious fighting words.

Luckily, Britney won't have to take the stand in the upcoming trial because a judge found her unable to testify due to her conservatorship. It's a curse and a blessing, ya'll.

Source: TMZ