Have you heard the news? Obviously you have. The entire universe is in mourning because Britney Spears and her ex-conservator / fiance, Jason Trawick, have called off their engagement. That's right, guys, they're over and we're cry-cry-crying in our lonely hearts. If there's nothing missing in our lives, then why do these tears come at night?

But let's get down to business. Surely with a relationship as interesting as theirs — from agent to boyfriend to fiance to conservator to ex — there has to be SO MUCH to say about it. So, do we smell a tell-all book deal being penned from Jason’s end of things? Notsomuch.

According to TMZ, we'll be getting approximately zero gossip about Britney and Jason's affair to remember. Turns out Jason signed a confidentiality agreement at the time of his co-conservatorship, which prevents him from speaking about their relationship to the press. Oh, but bonus! Sources tell TMZ that Jason doesn't even want to speak to the press, because that's how great of a guy he is.

So, what have we learned? A) Jason is wonderful and we’d like him to come take over our finances stat. B) We no longer have a reason for waking up in the morning.

Source: TMZ